Romantic Nonsense

Mere sapno ki rani kab aayegi tu
Mere liye biryani kab pakayegi tu
Gas chali gayi to kya mujhe khilayegi tu
Chali aaa aa tu chali aa
Mujhko khaana khila

Kabse kare hain tera intezaar
Kabse kare hain tera intezaar
Dhoop mein sad sadke ho gaya mujhe
104 ka bukhar

Na maut aati hain
Na tum aati ho
Phir phone me mujhe
Itna kyon pakati ho

Har ghar chup chap se yeh kehta hai
Ke andar isme cockroach, machar aur chuha
rehta hain

Zindagi to bewafa hai
Ek din thukrayegi
Agar main zyada der yaha rahan
Toh billi mera khaana kha jayegi