Ad(non)sense

Hutch ad

Wherever you go...
Our network follows
Hmmm...Seems like even dogs have started orkutting

Mastercard ad

There are some things money can't buy
For everything else there is mastercard
And there are some things mastercard can't buy
For everthing else there's money

KBC ad

Question: Kuchh Sawaal Zindagi Badal Sakte Hain
Aapki Zindagi Kis Sawaal Se Badlegi?

Answer: Obviously yaar last waale se...jo crore rupaya jitayega

Friendly Nonsense

(ALL MY SHAYARIS PUBLISHED IN JAM MAGAZINE)

Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dum magar
Gabbar ka bheja phodenge

Yaaro dosti badi hi haseen hain
Magar dost ki biwi usse bhi jyaada namkeen hain

Dil Chahta hai hum na rahe kabhi yaroon ke bin
Arrey dhakkan, dil to pagal hain

Tere jaisa yaar kahan
Kahaan aisa yaarana
Jaldi se de do mera
Paanch rupaiya, baara aana

Dost dost na rahaa
Pyar pyar na rahaan
Sirf mujhe hain pataTeri biwi hain kahan

Romantic Nonsense - II

Aankhen Khuli ho yaan ho bandh
Deedar unka hota hain
Toh gaan band karo
aur aankhon ka operation karalo

Kyon kisi ko wafa ke badle
Wafa nahin milti
Because the Law of Equilibrium is not
applicable in this instance

Humne tumko dekha
Tumne humko dekha
Lekin tere baap ne hum dono ko dekha
Aur mujhe football ki tarahGoal post ke bahar pheka

Romantic Nonsense

Mere sapno ki rani kab aayegi tu
Mere liye biryani kab pakayegi tu
Gas chali gayi to kya mujhe khilayegi tu
Chali aaa aa tu chali aa
Mujhko khaana khila

Kabse kare hain tera intezaar
Kabse kare hain tera intezaar
Dhoop mein sad sadke ho gaya mujhe
104 ka bukhar

Na maut aati hain
Na tum aati ho
Phir phone me mujhe
Itna kyon pakati ho

Har ghar chup chap se yeh kehta hai
Ke andar isme cockroach, machar aur chuha
rehta hain

Zindagi to bewafa hai
Ek din thukrayegi
Agar main zyada der yaha rahan
Toh billi mera khaana kha jayegi